At my funeral, I asked my family to take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd… Whoever catches it say, “you’re next”…
Why It’s Funny
This one works because it takes a traditional, romantic wedding ritual and flips it into a dark, morbid situation. It’s that perfect mix of unsettling and hilarious that forces people to laugh because they definitely didn’t see that morbid twist coming.
