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Brilliant marketing 101... Create a fruity, colorful cereal that Rabbits can kiss my a$$ if they think they can have any...

Brilliant marketing 101…

Brilliant marketing 101… Create a fruity, colorful cereal that Rabbits can kiss my a$$ if they think they can have any…


Why It’s Funny

This joke hits because it plays on a super familiar childhood mascot trope but gives it an aggressive, adult-sized attitude. It’s funny to imagine someone getting genuinely territorial over a sugary breakfast bowl in such an absurdly confrontational way.


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