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I will now refer to any lemonade that doesn't have alcohol in it as "flaccid" lemonade...

What do you call lemonade without alcohol?

I will now refer to any lemonade that doesn’t have alcohol in it as “flaccid” lemonade…


Why It’s Funny

This joke relies on the unexpected subversion of a very specific, suggestive adjective to describe a non-alcoholic beverage. It’s the kind of cringe-inducing wordplay that catches people off guard and forces them to laugh at how ridiculous the comparison is.


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