My wife is a faithful church-goer… But she is also not a “put the spider outside” kind of person, just to be clear…
Why It’s Funny
This joke plays on the ironic contrast between someone’s religious devotion and their absolute lack of mercy toward creepy-crawlies. It’s funny because it suggests that while she might be a saint on Sundays, she’s essentially playing judge, jury, and executioner the moment a spider hits the living room floor.
