My wife: Don’t fill up on bread, that’s how they get you! Me: You mean, that’s how they get YOU! I will bankrupt this Olive Garden!
Why It’s Funny
This joke hits home because it taps into the universal struggle of trying to win a battle of wits—and appetite—against a chain restaurant. It’s funny because of the absurd commitment to treating unlimited breadsticks like a financial investment strategy rather than just dinner.
