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My dog put his a$$hole on my drink... He can no longer ride shotgun...

My dog put his a$$hole on my drink…

My dog put his a$$hole on my drink… He can no longer ride shotgun…


Why It’s Funny

This joke lands because it highlights a classic, relatable nightmare for pet owners who treat their dogs like passengers. It takes a gross, unexpected situation and gives it a funny, logical consequence that every dog owner understands.


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