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When I die, I asked my wife to cremate me and put my remains in an hourglass so that I can still be included in family game night...

When I die, I asked my wife to cremate me…

When I die, I asked my wife to cremate me and put my remains in an hourglass so that I can still be included in family game night…


Why It’s Funny

This hits that perfect sweet spot of dark humor and classic dad-level commitment to family activities. It turns a morbid topic into a wholesome, albeit slightly unhinged, vision of eternal competitiveness.


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