(Me eating cookie dough at 8am) My wife: Isn’t it too early to be eating that? Me: (annoyed) What time do stomach’s open, tell me?
Why It’s Funny
This joke hits home because it highlights the classic ‘dad logic’ of refusing to let societal norms dictate breakfast habits. By treating his stomach like a business with strict operating hours, he turns a simple snack into a comedic power move.
