Dad Joke Genius

Let's play a game! You win a billion dollars, but you have to consume 20,000 calories in one day, how do you do it? I mean, I guess I can cut back a little if it means I get to be a billionaire...

Win a billion dollars, but eat 20,000 calories?

Let’s play a game! You win a billion dollars, but you have to consume 20,000 calories in one day, how do you do it? I mean, I guess I can cut back a little if it means I get to be a billionaire…


Why It’s Funny

The humor stems from the classic dad move of acting like eating a massive amount of food is a difficult sacrifice. It plays on the irony of pretending that consuming 20,000 calories is a burdensome chore rather than a dream come true for a snack-loving parent.


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