My rum & raisin cake is gluten free… It’s also raisin free… and cake free… Ok, it’s just rum… Merry Chirstmas…
Why It’s Funny
The humor relies on the bait-and-switch format where the speaker keeps lowering your expectations until there’s nothing left but the booze. It’s a relatable play on the holiday stress that makes an honest, hilarious confession out of a pathetic situation.



