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Anyone who buys my son a musical instrument for Christmas, be warned... I will buy you the youngest, healthiest parrot I can find...

Buying my son a musical instrument for Christmas?

Anyone who buys my son a musical instrument for Christmas, be warned… I will buy you the youngest, healthiest parrot I can find…


Why It’s Funny

This hits home because every parent knows the pure, unadulterated chaos of a child learning to play a loud instrument. By threatening a noisy parrot as retaliation, the joker frames a hilarious ‘eye-for-an-eye’ revenge plot that perfectly captures the struggle of living with a budding musician.


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