My son: I can’t sleep, I think the bougie man’s under my bed… Me: Don’t you mean, boogeyman? Voice from under the bed: Wow! the thread count on these sheets is embarrassing!
Why It’s Funny
This joke plays on the phonetic similarity between the mythical monster and a pretentious person who loves luxury. It’s hilarious because instead of being scared, the dad gets upstaged by a monster who’s more concerned with interior design than haunting children.
