Dad Joke Genius

Holiday shopping always sneaks up on me... I use Apple Pay like Apple's paying for it...

Holiday shopping always sneaks up on me…

Holiday shopping always sneaks up on me… I use Apple Pay like Apple’s paying for it…


Why It’s Funny

This one hits home because it perfectly captures that holiday shopping denial we all feel. It’s funny because it plays on the common delusion that tapping your phone feels like spending someone else’s money rather than your own.


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