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Mother's & Father's Day Jokes...

I gave my wife a book for Mother's Day... THERE ARE MOMS WAY WORSE THAN YOU Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent GLENN BOOZAN And that's how the fight started...
Because of you, she pees when she coughs, at least send her flowers this Mother's Day...
But I can't conquer China, it's way too big! Mom: Now Genghis, what do I always say? (Sigh) I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't
I read somewhere that Mother's Day has the lowest crime rate of any day of the year. Wow! That says a lot about how many Mom's commit crime but on a day dedicated to them, they are too busy to bother...
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're a good Dad... Those kids are just bad... They probably get it from their Mom...
When my wife went into labor with our son, the delivery took super long, there was nothing to eat, and she wouldn't let me drink an energy drink... and I am not allowed to bring it up except on Father's Day...