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Independence Day, the 4th of July Jokes....

Abe, would it kill you to take me to the theatre once in a while?
Happy 4th of July Cringe-Worthy Army! JUST HERE TO BANG Dad Joke Genius
Benjamin Franklin wasn't trusted to write the Declaration of Independence because it was feared he would sneak jokes into it...
It's only treason if you lose! Enjoy work tomorrow, England!
Reminder, to get a dog-sitter this 4th of July I'D LIKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO ANYWHERE THAT DOESN'T HAVE FIREWORKS
Every ER in America this weekend... Be careful and have a happy 4th of July!
Any idea how the house burnt down? Fireworks. It certainly does...
My neighbors would like to wish everyone a Happy 8th of July...