The eclipse in the midwest:
What happens during an eclipse in the midwest? The moon has a special message for you! Get ready for a classic dad joke.
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Special Occasion Jokes
Dad jokes for birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, and every celebration in between.
Employee invents Daylight Savings Time, but is late.
An employee is late to work, but has a brilliant excuse involving the invention of Daylight Savings Time. Get ready for a time-bending dad joke!
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When the Moon hits your eye, like it’s 5:45?
Get ready for a classic dad joke! This one plays on words to deliver a hilarious punchline about the Moon and a specific time. Can you guess it?
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I don’t know what Coachella is but I hope they find a cure soon…
This dad joke plays on the name Coachella, making a pun about finding a cure. Get ready for a laugh!
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Is the groundhog clairvoyant?
Get ready for a punny twist on Groundhog Day! This dad joke questions the groundhog’s psychic abilities. Can you guess the punchline?
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It doesn’t matter if you say “yes” or “no” to drugs…
A classic dad joke that plays on words! Find out why talking to drugs means you’re already taking them. Perfect for a laugh!
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Daughter: Dad! I’m Higher than you!
A daughter claims she’s higher than her dad, but he has a classic dad joke response. Find out why he doubts her claim!
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Is this how you do it?
A classic dad joke for 4/20! See if this setup is how you do it, or if it’s not quite right. Get ready for a chuckle!
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What’s the problem?
A doctor asks a patient about their problem, and the patient’s answer leads to a hilarious pun about joints. Get ready for a good laugh!
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First drug deal recorded in history?
Discover the ancient origins of illicit transactions! This dad joke reveals the very first drug deal ever recorded, and it’s older than you think. Get ready for a history lesson with a punchline!
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