1st day as a vampire hunter
What’s the difference between the first day and the first night as a vampire hunter? This dad joke reveals the hilarious truth!
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Halloween Jokes
Spook-tacular dad jokes for Halloween.
If you’re chased by a serial killer, you’re both running for your life…
A classic dad joke that plays on words! If you’re chased by a serial killer, what are you both doing? Find out the hilarious punchline!
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Peter is proud of his work.
Peter is proud of his work and certain no one will find Carol Ann this time. Discover the hilarious reason behind his confidence in this classic dad joke!
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Son wants to be a hot dog & Michael Myers for Halloween?
When your son has a unique Halloween costume idea, combining a hot dog and Michael Myers, you get creative! See the hilarious result.
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My biggest fear is a murderer saying some funny shit
What’s your biggest fear? This dad joke explores the hilarious (and slightly terrifying) thought of a murderer cracking jokes while you’re trying to play dead. Get ready to laugh!
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Oh no… NO!
A mummy’s worst nightmare! See what happens when this ancient creature faces a modern-day dilemma. Get ready for a hilarious and slightly spooky dad joke!
You can’t be Kylo Ren for Halloween.
A dad joke about Kylo Ren’s Halloween costume choice and a son’s dark thoughts. Will this dad ever sleep again?
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Why is Halloween great?
Discover the hilarious truth behind Halloween! Find out why it’s the perfect holiday for trespassing and making demands without any legal consequences. Get ready to laugh!
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Ghost Malone
Get ready for a spooky good time with this Ghost Malone dad joke! Perfect for Halloween, it’s a punny twist you won’t see coming. Happy Halloween!
I’m 45 but have the body of a 19 year old…
This dad joke plays on words! He claims to have the body of a 19-year-old, but his ‘proof’ is hilariously unexpected. Open the freezer for the punchline!
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