Can I get you something to drink?
A classic dad joke featuring Jesus and his disciples at the Last Supper. The waiter asks what they’d like to drink, and Jesus has a divine response!
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Borderline Inappropriate
Dad jokes that push the line just a little. PG-13 territory.
Can you please stop doing that?
A doctor hums the Jaws theme song during a procedure, leading to a hilarious and slightly terrifying request. Get ready for a classic dad joke!
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Who’s a good boy?! Who wants a belly rub?
A massage therapist asks a client if they want a belly rub, leading to a hilariously awkward request for a different therapist. Get ready to groan!
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Wife: Please don’t buy useless things!
When the wife says no more useless things for the house, but you’re a dad joke genius, what do you do? Get ready for a plant-based punchline!
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Bad Parenting 101:
This ‘Bad Parenting 101’ meme shows a deer on the road and a car. The punchline suggests Santa’s temper has caused this unfortunate situation. A classic dad joke!
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Family Planning Advice
This sign offers ‘family planning advice’ but the method might not be what you expect. Get ready for a classic dad joke!
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Why did you get kicked out of bottomless brunch?
Find out why this dad got kicked out of a bottomless brunch! It was just a simple misunderstanding, or was it? Get ready for a classic dad joke.
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Math homework and blue balls?
When your son’s math homework involves comparing blue balls, it might just reveal you’re not quite ready for parental guidance. A hilarious dad joke!
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My grandfather poured his blood, sweat, and tears into his career…
He dedicated everything to his profession, but was he any good? Find out why this grandfather was a great man but a horrible chef!
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If you see someone drowning…
This dad joke plays on the word ‘drowning’ and friendship. Find out why you might not call 911 if you see someone drowning!
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