My name’s Kevin, but most people just call me…
Meet Kevin the shark — his friends have a very different name for him. A classic dad joke about first impressions.
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Animal Jokes
Dad jokes featuring our furry, feathered, and scaly friends.
We are looking for a real cat person.
Looking for a real cat person? This job interview takes a hilarious turn when the candidate’s unique skill is revealed. Get ready for a purr-fectly funny dad joke!
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I just sold my homing pigeon on Ebay…
Why did this dad sell his homing pigeon on eBay not once, but 8 times? Get ready for a classic dad joke that’s sure to fly!
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Why do we accept riding horses?
Ever wonder why we’re okay with riding horses? This dad joke explores the absurd origins of this common activity. Get ready for a chuckle!
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Boss: Ok, tell me what happened to Ethel?
A boss asks about Ethel, but the answer takes a wild turn. Get ready for a zookeeper’s perspective on ‘the one that got away’ in this classic dad joke!
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Elk City is a bird sanctuary?
This sign in Elk City claims it’s a bird sanctuary, but the nearby KFC sign might suggest otherwise. Get ready for a classic dad joke!
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Boss: If you fall asleep on the job again, you’re fired!
A boss warns an employee about falling asleep, then assigns a task that leads to a classic dad joke punchline. Get ready to count sheep!
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I buttoned my cat into my flannel shirt…
What happens when you button your cat into your flannel shirt? Get ready for a purr-fectly hilarious pun that will have you saying ‘meow’ with laughter!
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A group of Possums is called a “Passel”…
Did you know a group of possums is called a “Passel”? This dad joke argues for a much cooler name: a “Posse”! Get ready for a laugh.
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Einstein’s famous equation: what is mc²?
Think you know Einstein’s famous equation? This dad joke will have you guessing the answer to E=mc²! Get ready for a science pun.
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